All the zarahemla fanfic worth reading is either housed at: Archive of Our Own, or at Livejournal.
Below are most of the fics in some kind of order: the good, the bad, the ugly. Stuff I wrote when I was nineteen, stuff I wrote when I was forty, stuff in between that.

Alias

Between Past & Present Tense :: r :: vaughn and weiss hurry up and wait.
The bright altar of the dashboard :: r :: a chance meeting, a dark road, a very fast car, and the key to it.
Knock the Smile Off My Face :: pg-13 :: dixon captures and frees himself.
Smart Boy :: pg-13 :: transmitting a virus. or something.
Vandalized :: pg-13 :: written for celli in the sarkfic secret santa 2003. oi to the world, and everybody wins.

All the Pretty Horses

Broke :: :: r :: saltillo chokes deeper than a hanging rope.

Angel

Blind :: r :: lilah's talking the talk, but she's thinking of someone else.
fitter happier more productive :: r :: five things that might happen to connor.
Smart Boy :: pg-13 :: transmitting a virus. or something.
Wrapped Up Together :: r :: wesley tells the truth, several times.

Arrested Development

The Halfway Girl :: pg-13 :: halfway invisible, she thinks, halfway out of this world.

Bones

Zack In Iraq, and Other Stories :: addy, what are you, some kind of robot or something?

The Bourne Identity

The Night Watch :: pg :: And what would you say about a woman who forgives him those crimes? Not a woman who loves him, but a woman who respects how he works at forgiveness?

Buffy

Here Comes Two Of You :: pg :: anya doesn't miss anything.
+more days like this+ :: pg :: even now, she is lying.
Ten Minutes Up :: r :: riley's looking for trouble.

Burn Notice

To live here one must forget much (hosted on Ao3) :: fi goes to get michael. because he needs her, ok?
Whoso List to Hunt (Hosted on Ao3) :: fiona waits for michael to wake up.
You will disappear someday like that (hosted on Ao3) :: chickens always went for the door.

Crossovers

Dream In Terraced Avalon (Due South/X-Files) :: pg :: (au) team xf and team chicago get sucked into an alternate dimension. mulder becomes a dragon. ray becomes a wizard. other stuff happens. it's crazy.
The bright altar of the dashboard (Alias/Everwood) :: r :: a chance meeting, a dark road, a very fast car, and the key to it.
Here Comes Two Of You (Buffy/Discworld):: pg :: anya doesn't miss anything.
Smart Boy (Angel/Alias) :: pg-13 :: transmitting a virus. or something.

Dark Angel

In the Back Seat of a Black Jeep on a Back Street (hosted on LJ) :: don't make us go through this all again.

The Dark Tower

Aimless (hosted on Ao3) :: r :: explicit :: alain tells cuthbert a secret. (wizard and glass)
All in the hands :: pg-13 :: alain gets his own chance at the wizard's glass. (wizard and glass)
Days of Nineteen (hosted on Ao3) :: in the days of nineteen, gunslingers are orphans, and they can't keep anyone alive. (wolves of the calla)
Slip the Border (hosted on Ao3) :: Roland and Eddie in shuffletime. (drawing of the three)

Discworld

Here Comes Two Of You :: pg :: anya doesn't miss anything.

Douglas Adams

In the Continuum :: pg :: zaphod takes trillian to see "god's final message to his creation." and he is more sensitive than usual.(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Of Mice and Myth (hosted on Ao3) :: The fundamental interconnectedness of all things. (The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul mixed with Hitchhiker's Guide)

Due South

Dream In Terraced Avalon :: pg :: (au) team xf and team chicago get sucked into an alternate dimension. mulder becomes a dragon. ray becomes a wizard. other stuff happens. it's crazy.
Mad Love (the Mountie Dreams remix) (hosted on LJ) :: r :: Kowalski and Fraser have a deja vu moment.

Everwood

The bright altar of the dashboard :: r :: a chance meeting, a dark road, a very fast car, and the key to it.
Wish You Were :: pg-13 :: sometimes you fall asleep on the bus.
Treaty of Versailles :: pg-13 :: just a little bit of history, repeating.

Firefly

The Bug Leg Tacos (hosted on Ao3) :: g :: Things Zoe does for herself.
Live Without Warning :: pg-13 :: how mal knew.

Fringe

That Common Consolation (hosted on Ao3) :: pg-13 :: Sometimes she looks at him sideways out of those eyes of hers and it's a kind of voltage, the kind he's been searching for all his life.

Gilmore Girls

Everything Zen :: pg-13 :: everything zen -- i don't think so.

Gladiator

Remind Him :: pg-13 :: have you been away so long?

Horatio Hornblower (miniseries)

Kingston Harbour :: pg :: Set right after the events of "Mutiny" and "Retribution." Horatio teaches William to swim.

JRR Tolkien

King Under the Mountain :: pg-13 :: "And ever so our foes shall fall!" (Hobbit)
On the March (hosted on LJ) :: Eomer and Aragorn are buddies. (LoTR)

The Last Samurai

In Winter :: pg-13 :: their love is so canon.

The Office (US)

The Amen Man :: pg :: though i speak with the tongues of men and angels, and have not charity, i am as sounding brass
The Right to Remain Silent :: r :: angela's got a black belt in kissing.
A Series of Unfortunate Come-Ons :: dwight & meredith; dwight & kelly; dwight & gil :: pg-13 :: you must be from pearl harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
Score :: phyllis & bob vance & todd packer :: pg :: go get 'em, honey.
Tres Cher! :: This story is all about lipgloss, and I mean, all about lipgloss.
The Two Roys :: g :: "i hate my house," says Miserable Roy, low and mean.
World Tour :: g :: what's better than listening to that album about iowa by that stevens kid?

Pirates of the Caribbean

black eyes :: pg-13 :: in which jack sparrow is the han solo of the caribbean. with makeup.
The Slippery Road :: r :: become a pirate in three easy steps.
Mermaid Kiss :: pg :: it happened, sure as anything.

Samurai Jack

Everywhere A Sign :: pg-13 :: jack finds a little bit of home.
Raspberry Water :: pg :: at the edge of aku's country, what do you eat?

Spirited Away

Bridge Across the Maybe Sea :: g :: there are so many reasons to stay.
Floating in the Floating City (hosted on Ao3) :: Before, during, after.

Supernatural

Eyes on the Road :: g :: going to the next place.
Gravedigger "i know a gravedigger," he says, "when i see one."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Pinball :: r :: danny, underground.
Take A Breath, City :: pg :: brothers.

Veronica Mars

Torches :: pg-13 :: there is nothing to juggling, decides lilly. set pre-series.
Take It Easy (Love Nothing) (Hosted on Ao3) :: "mars, will you quit tasting the heroin and get down here?"
Where Steel & Water Collide (The Landlord's Black-eyed Daughter remix) :: "could you stop being such a morning person?" asks veronica, taking the sting out by smiling too.

X-Files

A Midsummer Night's Fiasco :: pg :: mulder gets a, um, date. sort of.
A Really Weird Couple Are We :: g :: a filk of "annabel lee."
At the Ragged Edge / This Is Your Lullaby :: pg-13 :: Mulder and Scully visit Faerie, where they find that no one has wings or grants wishes. In fact, there's a war going on.
Between Bites :: pg :: "I just want something I can never have."
Bruces :: g :: filk of monty python's "bruces."
Bitter Warfare Is Dear To Us :: r :: scully confronts krycek after her sister's killing.
Conqueror, Hail :: pg :: this story is all about that scene in "triangle." no, not *that* scene, the other one. yeah, that one.
Dream In Terraced Avalon :: pg :: (au) team xf and team chicago get sucked into an alternate dimension. mulder becomes a dragon. ray becomes a wizard. other stuff happens. it's crazy.
Ebenezer Always Wins At Imaginary Chess :: pg-13 :: krycek in his head.
Love Song of CGB Spender :: g :: filks "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."
The Mercy Universe :: spender used to be dead, but now he's not. he's cinderella, and krycek is the wicked witch.
    1. He That Shewed Him Mercy :: pg-13 :: at least he's still alive, right? right?
    2. Me and You and the Bluebells :: pg :: spender makes a visitation
    3. Bluebeard's Boy :: pg-13 :: what is krycek not telling? spender is curious. but will he open the door?
    4. Inside A Lion :: pg-13 :: spender wakes up, can't remember. that isn't good.
    5. Honorary, Mercenary :: r :: spender gets a taste of the high life. not.
    6. Dynamic Tension :: r :: my take on krycek the mercenary.
    7. Aerie Half-Wit :: pg-13 :: spender makes two calls.
    8. Quinine Solution :: r :: spender cleans house.
    9. Filling Up With Rain :: r :: jeffrey shoots surprisingly well.
Nowhere to Nowhere :: pg :: what do you do when you've done all you can? spender offers krycek his life.
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) #1C :: pg-13 :: spender makes mulder look pretty good.
Peter Cottontail and the Big Bad Day :: pg :: see what happens when a rabbit suit meets the tonya harding story.
Wall and Water :: r :: rapunzel, shorn.

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