World Tour (0)

Posted 13 July, 2007 in D: 2006, F: The Office (US), Pairing: None, Rating: G

Written for office_romances. Creed & Jim & musical pretentiousness.

One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I’m a boy.
–The Who

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The Two Roys (0)

Posted 13 July, 2007 in D: 2006, F: The Office (US), Pairing: Het, Rating: G

Set post s1, for office_romances: Roy & Toby.

Roy marries Pam in June, but by December she is gone; his safe, reliable girl morphed into a cold, unforgiving woman who packs up her clothes while he’s at the bar and leaves for parts unknown. No note, no nothing. He calls her parents and they tell him she’s in New York and that she doesn’t want to see him. In March, the divorce papers arrive. He signs them.
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Of Mice and Myth (The Long Dark Tea-Time Of the Soul) (0)

Posted 11 July, 2007 in D: 2006, F: Douglas Adams, Pairing: Het, Rating: G, Yuletide fics

“I could ask anybody I liked, chosen entirely by chance, any random question I cared to think of, and their answer, or lack of it, would in some way bear upon the problem to which I am seeking a solution. It is only a question of knowing how to interpret it. Even you, whom I have met entirely by chance, probably know things that are vital to my investigation, if only I knew what to ask you, which I don’t, and if only I could be bothered to, which I can’t.” –Dirk Gently

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The Love Song of CGB Spender (0)

Posted 11 July, 2007 in D: 2000, F: The X-Files, Filks, Pairing: None, Rating: G

a filk of Mr. T.S. Eliot’s “Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, one of my favorite poems in the whole world. I mean only respect. (Performed at OBSSE Fest Talent show, 2000.)

Let us go then, you and I,
When evening is spread out against the sky
like Cassandra Spender’s belly on a table;
Let us spend our time in Army bases
searching for familiar faces,
hoping against hope to find a way to save
the world; looking for the family that we gave
in a worthy cause,
which leads you to the overwhelming question:
Oh, do not ask, “What mytharc?”
I sha’n't leave you in the dark.
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Floating In the Floating City (0)

Posted 11 July, 2007 in D: 2003, F: Spirited Away, Pairing: None, Rating: G

                 Fist in mouth,
life is always physical first.
There is always at least a sound.
		--Matthew Dickman

The gate to the garden is closed and she leans on it, half-sobbing. Her breath mists out and she thinks that it must be winter. She doesn’t know the season, the time, only that it is night. It is always night. Sen cries out softly, one word: “Mama.”
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Eyes On the Road (0)

Posted 11 July, 2007 in D: 2005, F: Supernatural, Pairing: None, Rating: G

Well, I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer.
Well, I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer.The future’s uncertain
And the end is always near.–The Doors. Roadhouse Blues.

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Everywhere A Sign (0)

Posted 11 July, 2007 in D: Unknown, F: Samurai Jack, Pairing: None, Rating: G

There is a space between doing and thinking, between action and reaction. Jack knows this, though he has never heard of TS Eliot. It is drizzling in the City and Jack sits, head in hands, considering.

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Bruces, X-Files Style (0)

Posted 11 July, 2007 in D: Unknown, F: Crossover, F: Monty Python, F: The X-Files, Filks, Rating: G

Here’s a little filk I wrote which is a takeoff of Monty Python’s ‘Bruces’. Python(Monty) Pictures owns the sketch ‘Bruces.’ No infringement is intended. I guess it’s rated G (and SAE for Strange Australian Expressions).

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Bridge Across the Maybe Sea (0)

Posted 11 July, 2007 in D: 2003, F: Spirited Away, Pairing: None, Rating: G

The train goes by every day, but it only goes one way. Lin had never considered it, not until the girl called Sen went down the tracks and returned on a dragon’s back. How can a train only go one way? Where does it end up? Now, lying on her mat in the morning’s silence, she considers a place where trains go to die. Then she smiles, discards the notion, and glides into sleep as quietly as daylight.

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